★ EST. 2018Bulletin No. 026 / Spring '26

Gear for the
Goat Locker.

Apparel, prints & digital files designed for U.S. Navy chiefs, selectees, and the families that carry them through the Mess.

RunNumbered & limited
InkPlastisol on cotton
Ship2–4 business days
3D · STL Drop

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Navy made · Chief approvedFree shipping on orders $75+Custom orders open — 6–10 day turnNew CPO selectee dropsSTL + DXF files on EtsyVeteran ownedNavy made · Chief approvedFree shipping on orders $75+Custom orders open — 6–10 day turnNew CPO selectee dropsSTL + DXF files on EtsyVeteran owned
Section A / Categories

By the rate.

Section B / Selected for duty

Bestsellers.

Section C / Manifesto

Designed in the
Mess.
Printed in port.

Every shirt, mug, decal, and digital file is drawn by a Chief who's stood the watch. No stock art. No drop-ship clichés. Just clean type, sharp marks, and gear that honors the rate.

NO. 01
Hand-drawn

Marks built in pen + Procreate, never templates.

NO. 02
Print-checked

Every run sampled and inspected before ship.

NO. 03
Numbered

Limited drops with stamped serial cards.

NO. 04
Made USA

Apparel printed stateside, sticker stock too.

EtsyDigital catalog

STL + CNC
files for makers.

Print-ready 3D files and CNC vector packs — drop into your slicer or V-carve and go. Instant download via Etsy.

The 1897 CPO Cap Device STL for CNC and 3D Printing
ETSY-12872062923D Model
The 1897 CPO Cap Device STL for CNC and 3D Printing

This is the one you've been waiting for! Incredible 1897 CPO Cap Device STL for CNC and 3D Printing

USN Chief Anchor STL for CNC and 3D Printing
ETSY-12998166513D Model
USN Chief Anchor STL for CNC and 3D Printing

This is the one you've been waiting for! USN Chief Anchor STL for CNC and 3D Printing. A beautifully stylized Anchor with a distinctive thick anchor chain.

ETSY-12871780883D Model
USN Master Chief Anchor STL for CNC and 3D Printing

This is the one you've been waiting for! USN Master Chief Anchor STL for CNC and 3D Printing. A beautifully stylized Anchor with a distinctive thick anchor

ETSY-13007498993D Model
USN Senior Chief Anchor STL for CNC and 3D Printing

This is the one you've been waiting for! USN Senior Chief Anchor STL for CNC and 3D Printing. A beautifully stylized Anchor with a distinctive thick anchor

Section D / Watch-bill

From the deckplate.

“Item is as described and fast shipping.”
Verified Etsy buyer — Goat's Gym Weightlifting T-Shirt - R
“Truly a great model, well done.”
Verified Etsy buyer — USN Chief Anchor STL for CNC and 3D Prin
“Super fast and easy. It came with 2 versions, STL and 3D Object. Blown away by the details!”
Verified Etsy buyer — The 1893 CPO Cap Device STL for CNC and
Bulk orders · Retirements · Hails & farewells

Got a Mess
that needs gear?

Bulk pricing on orders of 12+. Custom names, hull numbers, and command crests. 6–10 day turnaround.